From 66c4065059b8bd8d4a33f8eddb9bac3a823cabe6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: jmanczak <jakub@manczak.net>
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2026 20:20:36 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] small boast

---
 src/config.rs | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/src/config.rs b/src/config.rs
index 4ca0822..876ba57 100644
--- a/src/config.rs
+++ b/src/config.rs
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@ pub const REFERENCE_SPLASHES: &[&str] = &[
     "memory palace",
     "take a break sometimes",
     "segmentation fault (jk)",
+    "over 100 lines of git history!",
 ];
 
 pub fn envlogger_write_format(buf: &mut Formatter, rec: &Record) -> io::Result<()> {

From 34f48c2b3dca922e088fa5552d33372449689d25 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: jmanczak <jakub@manczak.net>
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2026 20:30:00 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] random quote for the dashboard

---
 src/quotes/mod.rs          | 12 ++++++++++++
 src/web/pages/dashboard.rs | 23 ++++++++++++++++-------
 2 files changed, 28 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/quotes/mod.rs b/src/quotes/mod.rs
index 7c0f969..841aa27 100644
--- a/src/quotes/mod.rs
+++ b/src/quotes/mod.rs
@@ -127,6 +127,18 @@ impl Quote {
             None => Ok(None),
         }
     }
+    pub fn get_random(conn: &Connection) -> Result<Option<Quote>, QuoteError> {
+        let id: Option<Uuid> = conn
+            .query_row("SELECT id FROM quotes ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1", (), |r| {
+                r.get(0)
+            })
+            .optional()?;
+
+        match id {
+            Some(id) => Ok(Some(Self::get_by_id(conn, id)?)),
+            None => Ok(None),
+        }
+    }
     pub fn get_chronological_offset(
         conn: &Connection,
         offset: i64,
diff --git a/src/web/pages/dashboard.rs b/src/web/pages/dashboard.rs
index b1ada09..66119ce 100644
--- a/src/web/pages/dashboard.rs
+++ b/src/web/pages/dashboard.rs
@@ -29,6 +29,10 @@ pub async fn page(req: Request) -> Result<Markup, CompositeError> {
         Some(_) => Quote::get_newest(&conn)?,
         None => Quote::get_newest_public(&conn)?,
     };
+    let random_quote = match u {
+        Some(_) => Quote::get_random(&conn)?,
+        None => None,
+    };
 
     Ok(base(
         "Dashboard | Mnemosyne",
@@ -38,21 +42,26 @@ pub async fn page(req: Request) -> Result<Markup, CompositeError> {
             div class="mx-auto max-w-4xl px-2 mt-4 grid grid-cols-1 --sm:grid-cols-2 gap-4" {
                 div class="flex flex-col" {
                     p {"Newest Quote"}
-                    @if let Some(q) = newest_quote {
+                    @if let Some(q) = &newest_quote {
                         p class="text-neutral-500 font-light mb-4" {
                             "This just in! This quote was added "
                             (format_time_ago(q.get_creation_timestamp())) " ago."
                         }
-                        div class="flex-1 [&>div]:h-full" {(quote(&q))}
+                        div class="flex-1 [&>div]:h-full" {(quote(q))}
                     } @else {
                         p class="text-neutral-500 font-light mb-4" {"No quotes yet."}
                     }
                 }
-                // div class="flex flex-col" {
-                //     p {"Quote of the Day"} // maybe "Quote of the Moment" instead? idk, this algorithm needs to be crazy
-                //     p class="text-neutral-500 font-light mb-4" {"This quote was voiced a year ago today."}
-                //     div class="flex-1 [&>div]:h-full" {(quote(&sample_quote_2()))}
-                // }
+                @if let Some(q) = random_quote {
+                    div class="flex flex-col" {
+                        p {"Random Quote"}
+                        p class="text-neutral-500 font-light mb-4" {
+                            "This quote was added "
+                            (format_time_ago(q.get_creation_timestamp())) " ago."
+                        }
+                        div class="flex-1 [&>div]:h-full" {(quote(&q))}
+                    }
+                }
             }
             div class="mx-auto max-w-4xl px-2 mt-4" {
                 p class="mb-2" {"Quick access"}